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An Xmas Poem

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Twas the night before Christmas, Old Trafford was bare.
    The staff all gone home, there was nobody there..
    The lights cast a shadow, a soft glimmer which
    lit up the soft green grass on the pitch.

    Just as the clock gave out its twelfth chime
    An old man appeared, as if frozen in time.
    He gazed at the tunnel, then broke out in voice
    "ITS TIME TO BEGIN.. LETS HAVE YOU MY BOYS"

    Out from the tunnel appeared a lone figure
    Same as in life, only infinitely bigger
    The old man called out as he slowly drew near
    "good evening Duncan, are the rest of you here"

    The figure broke out in wide open smile
    "Good Evening Sir Matt, it has been a long while
    The rest are all coming, they'll be here soon,"
    As seven more shadows were cast by the moon.

    Whelan and Bent, Pegg, Taylor and Byrne,
    Jones , and Colman, they came out in turn.
    He greeted each one, just by calling their name
    then proudly announced "do you fancy a game"

    They took to the pitch, and the still night was broken
    By leather on leather, not one word was spoken
    They played once again, like they did long before
    And imagined the sound of the Old Trafford roar

    Edwards called out "come on lads lets pretend
    That we've just scored a goal at the old Stretford End"
    As they ran to the edge of the pitch by the goal
    There in the stands sat a solitary soul.

    His eyes were all puffy, his cheeks wet with tears
    As his mind wandered back to those wonderful years
    "come down and join us" they cried all as one
    "yes come down and join them" said Matt "go on son"

    The lonely man stood and with much pain he said
    "I'm afraid I can't play with you, you are all dead.
    You are all ghosts, and I am alive
    That was the price that I paid to survive"

    My role was to go on, inspire the team
    And finally realise Matt Busbys dream
    To tell of your greatness, and as I get older
    To burden the weight of your life on my shoulders."

    The ghost of Sir Matt then raised up his head
    Giving out a loud groan, he finally said
    "Bobby, You survived, that much is true
    But we wouldn't be here if it were not for you

    For you are the one who has kept us alive
    That was the reason you had to survive
    If you were with us, all we have would be gone
    And the game that we play could no longer go on

    If you can't understand why it happened this way
    Then come here and watch when United play
    They sing about us, they remember us all
    We live and we breathe with each kick of the ball

    The legends that live here, Robson and Best,
    Cantona, Law, Giggs, Scholes and the rest
    They are us, we are them, we are all here as one
    And that is the reason United goes on

    So come down and join us, we're begging you do
    You are still one of us, and we're still one of you"
    And then Bobbys face rose and he gave them a smile
    And he said "I would love to come play for a while"

    They played and they played, as they did in the past
    Only not quite as skilful, and not quite as fast
    And when it was over, and when it was done
    They'd defeated Benfica by four goals to one.

    Then Sir Matt said "lads, its been fun you know
    But It's now Christmas day, and we really must go"
    They walked to the front of the stadium and turned
    And Sir Bobby said "there is something I've learned"

    "You did not die, on that February night
    You're still here with us, as you're with me tonight
    And you'll live on forever as long as we play
    As the ghosts disappeared down Sir Matt Busby way....
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Field of Dreams
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  4. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    What a load of ****
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Harsh.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I wouldn't worry what some **** who refers to as Munich's thinks.
     
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  7. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    He might be worth banning if he came on here more than once a week, and if he ever managed to string more than five words together.

    As it is let him be, he reminds me of how Matth was before he calmed down and grew up a bit.
     
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  8. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    I never call any to anyone by that name, you lying ****
     
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  9. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    Thinking of banning me for saying a poem is ****?
    Lighten up you mardy twat.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    **** off and drown yourself you waste of air.
     
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  12. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    Touchy little prick aren't you?
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Wow, as many as ten words in that sentence. Well done <applause>

    You better sit down, probably need a rest after all that mental exertion.
     
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  14. bulletinthehead

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    That told me didn't it?
    Surprised you didn't need to babble on for three or four paragraphs ae usual though.
    Well done <applause>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good will to all men? <doh>
     
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