Peter Kay cancels entire 2018 tour due to unforeseen family circumstances

My favourite comedian is the guy who used to say “chase me”

 

Mind the Peter Kay joke about triangle sandwiches?

THEY TASTE BETTER THAN SQUARE ONES.

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DID YOU GET IT - THEY TASTE BETTER!!!!!

****IN' TOPPER OUR LAD.

 

The one about rain too

You'd be outside at school and it would rain, but it wasn't heavy rain, it WUR drizzle, then the teacher would come out and scream at you to get inside as it was the kind of rain that "SOAKED YOU RGHT THROUGH"

AMAZING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

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@Venom

 

I’m in tears here!!

 

Haven't we already done a favourite comedian thread? This sounds rather familiar.

I've seen a few;

Peter Kay - very staged (gags lined up for the big finale) best bits were the off the cuff jokes and heckler responses
Michael McIntyre - Mrs Grove likes him, I laughed once in an hour and a half
Lee Evans - another one of Mrs Grove's, did not laugh at all
John Bishop - again very staged and obvious gags to set up his big finish. Interaction on stage with people he brought up from the audience was quality
Billy Connolly - like sitting in a comfy chair, pleasant and familiar but way past his best
Russell Howard - some genuine belly laughs but he's too up himself
Jimmy Carr - very shrewd and sharp, kicked out bloke in audience for whistling. Biggest cheer of the night.
Al Murray - night ruined by drunks in audience, he got them booted out too, very slick act as Pub Landlord
Kevin Bridges - before he was famous, good guy
Chubby Brown - crass, sexist and racist but audience in hysterics
Bernard Manning - crass, sexist and racist but audience were bored stiff
Gina Yashere - would it surprise you to learn she did the Nigerian Mum routine?

 

Bill Burr is the best stand up comedian at the moment.

He ruined a room full of hecklers

 

Louis CK was good. I can’t watch him now though knowing what he’s done to those poor women.

 

Who was the big black comedian that was sometimes on Have I Got News For You? Richard. D. somebody or other or some name like that?

 

Richard DARKIE.

 

Reginald D Hunter you mono-browed, cuboid-headed weirdo.

 

that´s the one, thanks, pal

 

He’s no funny either, octahedron heed

 

Best comedians IMHO:

- Bill Bailey
- Jimeon
- Dev
- Tommy Tiernan
- Michael McIntyre
- Dylan Moran

Only joking. Michael McIntyre isn't funny.

 

NOEL FIELDING SHOULD BE EXECUTED.

 

Carpool was good

 

Jesus wept.

Aye n so wis mrs browns boys