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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I might give it Fossy actually. He enjoys typing **** for hours.

    Hopefully it's not in riddles though and one category must be the 'worst joke teller'
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I didn't mean me <laugh>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @Commachio

    Will do it, he likes to do a thread or 10
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Good shout, him or @PISKIE
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I think both should do it together..with @Matth_2014 overseeing it so it doesn't go wrong.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Either way someone needs to do one <ok>
     
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    I've just lifted this comment from another site <rofl>

    Lukaku is a fantastic striker... Our only problem
    is Jose mourinho that guy is mental let's get rid
    of him because I believe we can still win the
    premier league title we just need a manager
    whose attack minded not a coward who only
    attacks against small teams we need a manager
    who is not scared to challenge the top six(big
    guns) we can't continue dwelling in our past
    glory instead let's continue to make more
    history until the end of time coz we're UNITED
    the best team in the world...
    #GGMU
    #JOSE_OUT
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Posted by Luke aged 15 from Swindon

    Absolute biffs
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    I am currently seething . had a bad chest cough for 11/2 weeks , coughing so much have been sick .

    I insisted on seeing a different doctor last night , they said they would have put me on antibiotics last week . Does my bloody head in sometimes . :headbang::headbang:
     
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    Wrong.

    It was posted by a Mr W Clyde, from Luapula, Zambia <laugh>
     
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    A cough that long? You should demand a full MOT, mate.
     
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  12. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    sorry meant 1 1/2 .

    She's still bloody useless ( the one I saw first ) .
     
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    Apparently, the snow stopped most Utd supporters from getting home from Manchester! <whistle>
     
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    Had the same thing mate. Cough, wheezing, sweats etc

    Went to doc was give doxycycline :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just finished work and absolutely ****ing knackered. Need to go into town really as still don't have my suit but need to lay down and chill for a bit first.
     
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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    So you decided on your speech aka making an embarrassing fool of yourself?
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Late night Christmas shopping tonight, I’ve got my business set up at a Christmas market. Been here since 8am. Finish at 9:30pm. Weather has been **** all day. Could do with making some money tonight ...
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mrs Hiag may pop down. Make sure you have plenty of batteries.
     
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    Awards thread fella read back.
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    Saving up for a TV ?
     
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