Off Topic The Burly Arms

I might give it Fossy actually. He enjoys typing **** for hours.

Hopefully it's not in riddles though and one category must be the 'worst joke teller'

 

I didn't mean me

 

@Commachio

Will do it, he likes to do a thread or 10

 

Good shout, him or @PISKIE

 

I think both should do it together..with @Matth_2014 overseeing it so it doesn't go wrong.

 

Either way someone needs to do one

 

I've just lifted this comment from another site

Lukaku is a fantastic striker... Our only problem
is Jose mourinho that guy is mental let's get rid
of him because I believe we can still win the
premier league title we just need a manager
whose attack minded not a coward who only
attacks against small teams we need a manager
who is not scared to challenge the top six(big
guns) we can't continue dwelling in our past
glory instead let's continue to make more
history until the end of time coz we're UNITED
the best team in the world...
#GGMU
#JOSE_OUT

 

Posted by Luke aged 15 from Swindon

Absolute biffs

 

I am currently seething . had a bad chest cough for 11/2 weeks , coughing so much have been sick .

I insisted on seeing a different doctor last night , they said they would have put me on antibiotics last week . Does my bloody head in sometimes .

 

Wrong.

It was posted by a Mr W Clyde, from Luapula, Zambia

 

A cough that long? You should demand a full MOT, mate.

 

sorry meant 1 1/2 .

She's still bloody useless ( the one I saw first ) .

 

Apparently, the snow stopped most Utd supporters from getting home from Manchester!

 

Had the same thing mate. Cough, wheezing, sweats etc

Went to doc was give doxycycline

 

Just finished work and absolutely ****ing knackered. Need to go into town really as still don't have my suit but need to lay down and chill for a bit first.

 

So you decided on your speech aka making an embarrassing fool of yourself?

 

Late night Christmas shopping tonight, I’ve got my business set up at a Christmas market. Been here since 8am. Finish at 9:30pm. Weather has been **** all day. Could do with making some money tonight ...

 

Mrs Hiag may pop down. Make sure you have plenty of batteries.

 

Awards thread fella read back.

 

Saving up for a TV ?