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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    with a large chopper
     
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  2. littleDinosaurLuke

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    and a huge, protruding
     
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    red hot poker which
     
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  4. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Delia Smith produced unexpectedly
     
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  5. Wherever

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    Out of her arse
     
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  6. San Diego

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    shouting "Where are you"



    (will never get enough of this <laugh>)
     
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  7. littleDinosaurLuke

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    in a drunken stupor
     
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    littleDinosaurLuke, Dec 4, 2017
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    Cause by misreading the
     
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  9. littleDinosaurLuke

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    instructions on how to
     
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    get Norwich to win
     
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  11. San Diego

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    and obviously failing miserably
     
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    at learning foreign languages
     
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    although she sounds weirder
     
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    Than a teletubby on
     
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    helium from a balloon
     
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    filled by Didley's wind
     
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    which would taste bad
     
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    Almost as bad as
     
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    something that tastes terrible
     
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    but looks really nice
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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