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    thats the advent calendar sorted
     
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    Just walked past a homeless man who was playing a flute for money...I took the flute from him and smashed it on the floor after calling him a capitalist Tory scumbag. He's now getting money for nothing
     
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    The gender nutural name for a sugar daddy is a glucose guardian...
     
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    When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is kick everyone out as I don't like visitors.
     
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    Meet, Martin, he's just turned up at the Kensington food bank
    . After paying for his car, 5 bed house and golf club membership, he can't afford food.
    The Tories have let him down.
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    #ToriesOut
     
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    Meet, Abigail, she's a student and has spent all of her student loan on essentials such as food, rent, eating out, designer clothes and boots. Now she can't afford to eat. The Tories have let her down. #ToriesOut #EatTheRich
     
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    the perfect storm

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    Just a word of warning
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    : when you buy your copies of The Mail, be careful not to look at any of the pages ESPECIALLY the crossword! We've had reliable information that people have bought @DailyMailUK for the crossword and have ended up becoming Nazis.

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