Off Topic The Burly Arms

Ask her if she wants to see your banana tree

 

Hags caravan will be nippy

 

Have three of those in my garden at home they are so thick you can't get your arms around them and go around 15 to 25 feet high. Hardy bastards those but do need quite a lot of maintenance.

 

Coastal mansion mate.

 

What sort of maintenance ?

 

No snow

Sun is shining

But freezing

 

Mobile coastal mansion

 

So.I bought a pup in order to get more exercise by walking it etc

He has injured himself and is on pain killers and been told not to walk him.

Maybe I was meant to chill on the sofa getting fat?

 

The branches need cutting back every season on the main body to encourage growth in height as it makes for a nicer sort of tropical look. Cutting up the stems after cutting is a chore and the leaves are bleeding lethal so wear gloves.

 

Get it a sledge

 

Or carry it in a handbag like the cool girls

 

Too big for that

Its as big as a full grown staffy at 4 months

 

Carry it in a rucksack.

 

Well you should have thought of that, I bet it's collar doesn't even match your shoes either

 

You know I'm Muslim right?

Imagine the scenario

Dog moves, I get shot

 

Haway Fan, have some spirit of adventure

 

Just realised, that gives me more options to consider when my wife and I have an argument on a night out

 

Live down south mate. The temperature has dropped a little, could probably get away with factor 15 today

 

Good lot of snow in York today..

Decorations and tree out of the attic, going to make my little girl hyper happy on Saturday.. Advents up tonight.. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..