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Rangers v Celtic

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe it took until November 29th to get our first penalty in the league.
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 29, 2017
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sorry bruv but that was never a penalty.

    #tentacles
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2017
  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Rangers = Scotland's bi-polar fitba team.

    One day they're the worst team in the world, next day (and one victory later) they're ready to challenge Celtic and take their rightful place at the top of Scottish football.

    More ups and downs than a toilet seat at a Diarrhoea Sufferers convention.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Seething ^^

    :laugh:
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Pena is world class <rofl><ok>
     
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    Patience, Nov 30, 2017
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Pena is fking useless at everything apart from scoring goals.

    Goal every 90 mins played!! Can't tackle, caught in possession easily and doesn't mark anycunt but scores nearly every 90mins played.

    Balloon Door nominee
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 30, 2017
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He’s ****ing hopeless :)
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 30, 2017
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  8. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    #19848
    B-C, Nov 30, 2017
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Looks like the only **** that thinks Pena is world class is an Arab spastic pape.

    IT'S A ****ING PINEAPPLE !!!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2017
  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    :cheesy:

    Aldo already so pished on Mr Muscle that he's struggling to notice that everyone is still ripping the pish out of the huns.
     
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    Patience, Nov 30, 2017
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Some **** asked king if he went to catholic school imho
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 30, 2017
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Any sellic related questions at oor AGM?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2017
  13. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Of course there were, you thick mutt.

    "...WEN WIL RA CLUB CUT SHELLICKS TICKET ALOCASHUN COS WOTCHIN REM LAFF IN OOR FASHES AT IBROX AS REY PUMP 5 PASHT US ISH TOO MUCH FOR USH BASTARDS 2 BEAR LOL..."
     
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    Patience, Nov 30, 2017
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    So are we getting a ****ing orange kit or wot?
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 30, 2017
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Lennoxtown new training facility has been installed.
     
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Rangers just played their best game of the season, and Auld Aldo is obsessing about Celtic winning penalties.

    Tragic <rofl>
     
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    Patience, Nov 30, 2017
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Naebody puts Timmy in the corner.
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    *cheating for
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 30, 2017
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Daily rhebel even saying it was a dive. I’ll report back once I’ve seen the incident.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No way was that a penalty. It’s not like Colum to make a horrendous decisions is it?

    Also Rob Maclean did the commentary for both the Celtic and Rangers match :emoticon-0133-wait:
     
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