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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Given your previous we need a wid ye pic I reckon mate
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    25 years ago she was hot <grr>
     
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  3. seabreeze

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    What am I doing ...... I'm preparing to leave my common law wife of 32 years in the new year . Something I promised my self 25 years ago . Little truck , ladder and tools ...going to hit the highway and flip a coin ...East or West ... How do like those apples folks . Excited , happy and basically homeless ..
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... seeing as he responded within a minute ... looks like I was spot on <ok>

    ... although risking a ton on Sunderland in that current vein of form was very brave tbf <laugh>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Fcuk me Rufus but that's deep ... you serious buddy?
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Go west and I'll buy you a beer in Tofino <ok>
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Good day's work that brother.

    My wife would have that whipped out of my clutch and straight to Harvey Nic's for a new bag in no time.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    So you've hated the bitch for 25 years?
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Roofie never got over his 7 year itch.
     
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    Yeah, I’m with Fossy on this one.


    You sure about this.,?....things really that bad?...
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hope you nutted the little prick.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Fair play mate. Now or never I guess. Head east and meet me in Weymouth... I'll join ya <cheers>

    Or stay in Weymouth and live by the sea. Always needed a live in roofer tbh.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    He's meeting me in Tofino for a beer first. He'll have to go the long way around to Weymouth <ok>
     
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    Yeah, **** her, mate. Do what makes you happy and don't give it a second thought.

    Your side of the big bed won't be staying cold for long, so rock out with your cock out <ok>
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Went to the GP this morning for my post 40 wellness check. It’s a bit like an MOT for over 40’s. I like to keep myself in shape but I was convinced something would come up (given years of excessive drug use, partying too hard etc)

    Pleased to say I got a clean bill of health. Blood pressure fine, cholesterol fine, liver function fine, blood sugar levels fine, had an ECG all good, got a heart score of somebody 5 years younger than I am, so that was a pleasant surprise. Could do with losing a few kilos, but nothing drastic.

    Would definitely recommend it for those on here who are a similar age to me. (44) Could be a life saver for some.
     
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    Yeah I went to my GP for one of those and after 36 weeks I got a letter back saying “you’re having a ****ing giraffe”. <laugh>
     
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    Made a promise to myself 25 years ago when my 2nd son was born that I would stay until the house she bought ( couldn't get the house without me returning home after leaving for half a year ) and my youngest son was settled in good form . Well he's got a great job now and an 11 out of 10 woman and the house is paid for . Without going into detail , I was trapped into the first pregnancy from the beginning ... and by the time the 2nd guy came along and when he was one ... she already cheated twice . So much in play here it would take me a day to explain . She didn't know I knew and I let her have it the other day seeing nothings holding me anymore . Cheated on by a woman I didn't want to be with after a month . The biggest factor here is I had a previous wife ( British subject ) go back to England 6 years previous a, while expecting . She 37 now , seen one picture of her when she was young . Wasn't going to happen again so I dug in for my kids . A lot of my chest gents , cheers
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Loving your honesty but not good washing your laundry on a football forum Dufus. <ok>
     
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    Yet cathartic all the same, no doubt.

    Like an anonymous confession. Hope it all sorts itself out. I'm sure many of us have felt like getting out.

    <ok>
     
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