Off Topic Footgolf

I'd prefer Trousers over Shorts like if it's winter.

 

****!

 

Could do without the cold getting to my knees.

 

I’m only messin fella. I wear compression pants under my shorts for the sub-zero sports stuff.

And a big woolly hat.

 

Gay

 

I’ve not much hair left, pal. So it’s allowed!

 

Me neither mate. It's a curse!

 

I’ll be wearing a mankini

 

As is the growth of hair anywhere but your head!

 

Evolution's got some sick sense of humour!

Turns you head bald and your nose and ears sprout up like Japanese knotweed!

 

I’d love to, and my lad would love to, too. We’ll definitely be looking to do this in the new year.

 

I would be defo up for this if there is a gathering

 

I have enough hair for 5 people just grows in the family

 

So I see

 

You dozy sod that's not me its our lass.

 

I realise that now. It was taken before the winter moulting.

You never mentioned that she was such a babe!

 

I'd be well up for it cos i'm too old to play proper footy, but i can still kick a ball, i just can't chase after the ****ing thing anymore, so this sounds like a cracking idea.

 

You want to see her when she lets her hair grow mate, gorgeous.

 

If we can get quite few people we could turn it into a jolly boys outing going on the piss afterwards?

 

Count me in, so long as it’s a weekend!