Well we have finally found how desperate our marketing operation is - at yesterdays game the winner of the crossbar challenge won .......................? a - a car b - a holiday c - a city shirt d- a foot long sausage roll for the remaining games of the season You guessed it - the sausage roll - really? Is that the best we can do? Once I had stopped laughing and cleaned up the piss it occurred to me that running a fit fan programme and handing out sausage rolls to kids might not be completely compatible. And it was embarrassing
The OSC crossbar challenge prize is a three course meal for two and a bottle of house wine, at ASK, it’s been won twice. So how does a years supply of foot long sausage rolls compare?
It’s not a year’s supply though It’s just for the rest of the season (for anyone getting their calculators out)
They put a picture of a sausage roll up on the screens while it was happening - I suppose that was for the benefit of those that can't remember what a sausage roll looks like
Its sausage roll - I must sub-consciously be craving waste meat products wrapped in a stodgy finger roll
It's another ploy to stop kids coming into the stadium. Make 'em all fat little ****ers and they won't fit through the turnstiles. 20 stone 10 year olds everywhere.
This doesn't paint me in a very good light, but I'd hit a crossbar from far out to get some free sausage rolls.
apparently you have to determine how you make the sausage roll last for the remaining games of the season - I think its about half an inch per match
I just told the missus that you can now win 12 inches of prime sausage product by hitting the crossbar at a football match. She's now in the garden punting the dog's mangy tennis ball at the washing line. **** knows why. Dippy bint.
If the winner is promised their sausage roll prize in 24 hours, they won't be getting fat any time soon...
A sausage roll, your kidding. I thought he said 'a foot long hot dog washed down by a gallon of Bovril.'
