To the tune of 'that's amore' When a girl hits the floor and it's not collymore, Andy Carroll, When your glassed in the face by a mag with no pace, Andy Carroll, When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll, When your either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll! Just heard it and thought it was fairly amusing. Not sure how I feel about the whole situation. I keep going through waves of anger and then dissapointment. I doubt we will ever find out the truth despite what either side say to cover themselves. Anyway I'm sure we will survive this season and look forward to some sensible purchases to strengthen our squad in the summer.