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Not sure what that means but I'll retort with - ket wig - in case it was an insult

 

He's a wrestler

 

That'll explain why I didn't know what it meant, as watching roided blokes grappling with each other, oiled up and wearing spandex speedos, in an early hours of the morning PPV event (you go to bed love) isn't my bag

 

You’re extra classy today.

 

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Don't be so harsh on yourself mate, some folk have different levels of tolerance is all.

You'll get there. Try bleach.

 

If I sniff it Im drunk

Cheap night out for me

 

Looks like one of the chinless tosspots who frequent the Emirates

 

Do I detect an edge?

 

... you're supposed to drink it ... not go snorkelling