Well,now weâve all got over the disserpoyntment of Munday nite we can move on to the game against Wigan. I was with my mates in the pub last nite and we was guessing what DW stands for. My mate Darren says it stands for Dreary Wigan stadium. My mate Andy says that the stadium is built from plutonium rods and sheets of asbestos and DW stands for Dangerous Waste stadium. My mate Phil says that it stands for the Doctor Who stadium coz the Wigan players have the same ball control as a dalek. Which one is right? Roberto Martinez is very popular up there now and he is so popular that the queen made him the Duke of Wigan. He now has a second job as a tourist attraction - the Wigan Peer. Do you think thats trew? I asked Aunty Betty why Wigan are called the Latics. She said it comes from the French âchez lâatticâ or âin the atticâ. Apparently all the people in Wigan keep a statue of Dave Whelan in their attic and before they go to bed each night they kneel before the statue and give thanks to him for bringing them a premier league team. I think thats nice. I think Stripey the Laticat is the bestest mascot in the leeg. Can you buy him at Pets at Home? Does he need a really big basket? ( I aint got much space at home).
I've just done some research and apparently DW stands for "dodgy wigs". I think that was the clincher for roberto (as well as the prestige of becoming a peer, obviously). Gully, are your mates going to applaud roberto or boo him? Let me know, and I'll do the same.
Your match prediction for the first match didn't seem to go your way. Let's hope your prediction success rate is consistent.
Millens is nothing more than a piece of mucous ridden, herniated, sceptic, distarded interior rectum...........................and he knows it PS ban Millens and you ban your own self (Millens is a secret Jack...... he just doesn't know it yet!)
