Bye ****s, see ye in a fortnight

I’ve only got 3k

 

Have you told him about your two timing with Ron's lad while he was away? #desperategranny

 

To be fair, you are nowhere near as funny or likeable as me, so 3k isn´t too bad, in fact you have more than I thought you would

 

Nor as modest.

 

What’s your ratio?

 

Cheers for that. Feel MUCH better.

Bootcut CÛNT!!

 

1.82, not as good as yours as you aren´t counting all the other accounts you used, you cheating ****

 

We missed you Gambol. It's been like having two hands but only 9 fingers round here. I'm sure you can sympathize.

 

Aw that’s cute

 

Thanks, mate

 

Show your working for 1.82 please.

Just for clarification

 

Likes?

Walk into the club like, "What up, I got a big cock"








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Gambols greatest acheivement....a 7 pager and the **** was not here to see it

 

Guise, don't let this get to an 8 pager otherwise to OP won't have enough fingers to count it ffs.

 

Gas...mate...just **** off you cùnt

 

Innit nice I was so missed by you guise

 

How was the holiday anyway, mate, what madcap adventures did you get up to, you wacky bastard?

 

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