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What age were you?

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Small guy with a squeaky voice who is a bit of a knob and doesn't know when someone is trying to **** with him?

    Hmmm :emoticon-0138-think

    <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 9, 2017
  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’m not saying you made up the holiday destination.
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh so i made up shagging a burd but told the truth about visiting an absolute ****hole like Silloth ?

    Sorry folks i misrecalled. The shagging was done in Barbados on a 40 foot Yacht. She was actually Miss Antigua 1992.

    Damn that was a great holiday.
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <rofl> someone’s not taking this well

    #rumbled
     
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    Toley Fart, Nov 9, 2017
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <laugh><laugh> Fk sake, multi-paragraph rage post as Aldo tries to defend a 30 year old lie that he told his yokel pals when he came back from a ****ty caravan park where his drunken dad spent the entire fortnight punching seven shades of ****e out of him and his maw.

    <rofl><ok>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 9, 2017
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We wis only ther furra week :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  8. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    A real week or is that like Dev's fortnight?
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Shouldn't the first answer be 0 for all of us, when we came out of our mum?

    Unless you were a cut n shut of course.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Nov 9, 2017
  10. GroveRanger

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    Confession time - I never got bummed when I was 8. Sorry for the deception and apologies for anyone who knocked one out at the idea of my tender passage being gaped. I became interested in the P-Spot after a brief liaison with a nurse who was the first to inform me that the male equivalent of the G- Spot was up the dunger.

    Did you know that if you took a cast of the inside of your rectum it would be the same size as your old chap? I might have made that up but if anyone wants to try it out please post pics.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 9, 2017
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^The lad doth protest too much, methinks
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 9, 2017
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  12. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    In that case you can go **** yourself <somersault>
     
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    gas, Nov 9, 2017
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I have it on good authority that ones male member fits exactly up ones pooper but this information comes from the same sauce as saying your nostrils are as big as your finger (Patience excepted of course). I have yet to verify the former although video evidence would suggest some (sissies and gimps) can accommodate a considerably larger device. The latter does stand up to scrutiny.

    Any more swingers photos Gas? Can you get some with actual minge shots next time?
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *Julie
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Ali Grove
     
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  16. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Just banged one out to Gas and his wife. Amazing
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You should drop in and visit her, you get a complimentary biscuit <ok>
     
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  18. If in doubt

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    Custard Cream?
     
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  19. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Spazz :emoticon-0115-inlov

    Whatever biscuit takes your fancy, but I do reccommend the Jammy Dodger.
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You'll get a Party Ring <ok>
     
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