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What age were you?

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aldo was one of those lads who went on holiday wae his maw n da n came back saying he had his hole <laugh>


    Tragic stuff. ****s telt that one so many times he hinks it actually happened!
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aldo thinks The Graduate is based on him.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A) Had my hole taken - 8 (scarred me for ages, can you tell?)
    B) Served in pub - 14 (it was the snug at the local where all the parents were in the main bar getting sh*t faced, kids used to get served cider iirc)
    C) 19
    D) Never
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Regarding answer 'A' please let us know how this came about and did you orgasm?
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Now I understand why he was so keen on the Pegging fred.
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Grove buggered at 8...explains a fair whack!
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He was given happy sleepy juice with crazy sherbert and told to drink the lot.

    Explains why he's teetotal too...
     
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    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    So you were going out drinking for 2 whole years before you got your hole.

    Lol
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I lived in a field in France. I couldn't shag household pets like your lot :frown:
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    19
    16
    25
    14
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    A. I'm a virgin
    B. I don't drink
    C. I don't drive
    D. I don't take drugs

    Thanks for making this, I really enjoyed taking part.

    Brought back some great memories.
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You still got the same number? I’m heading to Newbury in a few weeks for the Hennessy <cheers>
     
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  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I do.

    Please don't send me dirty texts again though.
     
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  14. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Aye his number is 0898hairdressrfabio
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I thought you enjoyed the erotic ones. Good news, you’ll be hearing from me soon.
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Too many numbers/letters iirc.
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Tina’s jealous that she don’t have our numbers.
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I did enjoy them, thats why you need to stop.

    That was a very confusing time for me.
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I may have gone too far with my frozen turkey impersonation. Apologies
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Listen fatboy do you think if i was making it up I'd have admitted to going to Silloth?
     
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