Bilic Sacked by West Ham

I saw a comment yesterday from a Hammers fan who said that replacing Bilic with Moyes was rather like escaping Fritzl’s cellar only to find you’re now going on holiday with the McCanns.

(Sorry)

 

At least you’d get to see Kate in a bikini.

 

I heard that she’s pregnant again, but has already said that she’s gonna give the kid up for abduction.

(Sorry part deux)