Aye, you are even listed on the internet. In fact I have, when walking through the city of the deluded, seen quite a few that meet the descriptions below: In alphabetical order, the living species of skunks are:[27] Family Mephitidae Genus: Conepatus Conepatus chinga – Molina's hog-nosed skunk Conepatus humboldtii – Humboldt's hog-nosed skunk Conepatus leuconotus – American hog-nosed skunk Conepatus semistriatus – striped hog-nosed skunk Genus: Mephitis Mephitis macroura – hooded skunk Mephitis mephitis – striped skunk Genus: Spilogale Spilogale angustifrons – southern spotted skunk Spilogale gracilis – western spotted skunk Spilogale putorius – eastern spotted skunk Spilogale pygmaea – pygmy spotted skunk Spilogale dick-for-brains pygmaea, squint eyed – boring, horse punching, black & white, deluded tw*t, still smarting at the 'six in a row', ( or 13-goals to 1) pygmy spotty skunk Yep, that's about right, now f*ck off