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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Was last season the only recent one where they haven't sacked a manager in Oct/Nov?
     
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  2. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    They certainly were last night - the "dream team" of Royston "Dog Botherer" Keane and Sewper Kev <doh>
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    If they keep going at this rate they'll have had more managers than points.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    His long time mate Roland is saying

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    " don't do it Kev it's a Rat Trap and you've been caught "

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  5. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Interesting stat trotted out on the mackem's board

    O’Shea and Cattermole have played under 24% of all the managers Sunderland have ever had.

    Instead of Mackem and Tackem - maybe we should change it to Hirem & Firem??
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Incredible. That shows how desperate and inept Ellis Short is.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I absolutely love the hell the mackems are in. Long may it continue the filthy ****ers.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This. This. And this.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Indeed.
    It's like a ****ing scene from Lord of the rings over in SR1 now the way the mackem hoardes sit there polishing their apathy/6inarow shields waiting got this year's new messiah to step forward.

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  10. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    I have it on good authority (Fredor) that Sunderland have only had 1,232,695 managers since their formation in 1415 ..If only you horrible jawdees would accept the truth!

    Proof: Manager Sir Dicky Stag happy to be exiting the stadium at half time (approx 7.30 -8.04pm) during a 0-12 loss to the Henry V third XI, October 25th 1415 (the first and second XI were playing away in Europe on that day)

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    Pardew for Sunlun!! That would seal the glow forever
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>

    Can you imagine the wry smiles on this thread.
     
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    Screenshot_20171101-174016.png
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Since the start of the 2016-17 season, Useless Sunderland have played 53 league games and won only 7 of them <laugh>

    That's a 13.02% win record <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Despite their form this season, Useless Sunderland's points per game ratio is still better than it was last season...but only just.

    Last season they won 24 points over 38 games at an average of 0.63 per game.
    This season they have won 10 points over 15 games at an average of 0.66 per game.

    Both these averages = relegation <party>
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If Birmingham beat Brentford tonight, the mackems will be five points adrift of safety.

    Mind the gap, fellas :)
     
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  17. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Mackems identify replacement management team.

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    He looks like a nonce emerging from the bushes.
     
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  19. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Ah, the good old days. These days they sit in Range Rovers...
     
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    Posh nonce gets.
     
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