Public service announcement

Clocks go back this weekend guise.

https://www.gov.uk/when-do-the-clocks-change

 

In your case back to the 1950s! Am I right?

 

Not digital ones though iirc

 

Grove must be a right hoot at parties.

 

I like the 50's. If I could go back in time I think America around 1957 would be the place to be when Rock & Roll, Rockabilly and Doo-Wop were the sounds and big cars like Caddies, Mercuries, Corvettes on the highways. As long as I avoided the draft for Korea I'd be laughing.

Not sure about the 60's though, it all got a bit hippy and uppity for my liking although the music was good.

 

Means I'll be awake earlier than normal.

Gives me time to caress Julie's smooth sun-kissed skin, always start on the arms, gently gliding my hands over the inside of her upper limbs towards the neck and shoulders, this gives me an indication if she's wanting cum in her. If I get the go-ahead, gently rub her neck and back, expose her ass and focus on her tickling the skin around the anus then TONGUE THAT FARTER!!!!

 

That's the 1850s, right? Before the Civil War, when you could wander down to the slave market of a weekend morning?

 

I wind my clocks back by two hours. That way I have more hours in the day to get my chores done.

 

Anyone at work an hour early today? Should have read my post then.

 

I put my clocks forward by mistake.

Got fired today. At the pub now drowning my sorrows. Ironically enough the pub is named clockwork



WATP

 

Ps I wasn’t fired for being 2 hours early.

I was drunk.

 

Every clock in my house is digital and connected to the wifi apart from my watch (casio calculator watch) so no need to worry about putting clocks back or forward.

 

Really? Get a few budvars and everything will look rosier

 

Bank holiday today so no worries for this man about time

 

^^^^ Beeling at having to change clocks for BRITISH SUMMER TIME!!! ^^^^^

 

*town

 

It’s miller time psml

 

Lol boss was fuming when I started chugging this down this morning.

I just told him to **** off. LYT number wan

 

Smooth hands, bud. Standard LYT Protocol: always moisturise after beating **** out of the POOVES.