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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/30/mp-wh...her-to-buy-sex-toys-faces-probe-7037413/#mv-a

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    MP who called aide ‘sugar tits’ and told her to buy sex toys faces probe

    Theresa May is offering to hold talks with Speaker John Bercow on overhauling Commons disciplinary procedures amid mounting reports of abusive and inappropriate behaviour towards women. A list of 13 MPs facing harassment allegations has been circulating at Westminster, according to The Daily Telegraph, as Number 10 again made clear any unwanted sexual behaviour was ‘completely unacceptable’. Meanwhile the Guido Fawkes website claimed Tory aides had compiled a spreadsheet of 36 Conservative MPs – including 20 ministers – accused of inappropriate behaviour. The Conservatives declined to comment. Over the weekend the Prime Minister ordered a Cabinet Office inquiry into whether International Trade Minister Mark Garnier had breached the ministerial code over claims he asked his Commons secretary to buy sex toys and called her ‘sugar tits’. Mrs May was also facing calls to suspend a second senior Conservative, former Cabinet minister Stephen Crabb, after he was reported to have admitted sending explicit messages to a 19-year-old woman he interviewed for a job.
    Labour MP Jess Phillips called on Mrs May to suspend Mr Crabb from the Conservative Party pending an investigation into his conduct. Writing in the Times Red Box email, she said: ‘Theresa May must put her money where her mouth is and investigate Stephen Crabb while his whip is removed.’

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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Load of ****ing ****e. We've got it now in Scotland with a lawyer citing examples of sexual harassment towards women including "lewd jokes".

    The West's ****ed. We should all move to Asia (apart from Grove because, well, you know...)
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Most woman like a bit of sexual innuendo and a flirty slap of the arse is sure to get the old mingle 'atingling.

    This reporting of historical sexual harassment is now going too far though imho. I get it that Savile looking to finger young girls was wrong but when, in the case of Kevin Spacey, a famous actor can't even lie atop on a 14yo boy and dry hump him without claims of noncery, I'm afraid the game's up.
     
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  4. Patience

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    Growing up in rural Calendenshire, I thought MP stood for Motivated *****phile.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Kevin Spacey is a screaming left footer? Who knew?
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    A little domestic violence never hurt anyone.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You wouldn't find it funny if Mrs Grove had ever been sexually harrassed at work.

    I wonder why...
     
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  9. Strange Nipples ST

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    I would.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It wouldn't happen even if she worked with Gas.
     
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  11. Tina.

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    Harsh <laugh>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    But true... :frown:
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    How's it going Tobes? In general, you know. Job, housing, money and all that. All going to plan? Ready to make a legal citizen out of your stunning Ukranian waitress?

    For someone who doesn't like me you seem to spend an awful lot of time trolling posts I've done, throwing insults around and hitting the like button on any negative comments. Apparently I'm meant to be 'broken' but you appear to need the attention more than oxygen.

    Lurking around GC waiting for a menshy before stunning us all with your wit and repartee.

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  14. Toby

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    All's well here thanks, flat is lovely, I used the gym a couple of times this weekend and feeling sore now. Work is boring but pays the bills, but I'm off to Newcastle for a couple of days tomorrow which will be interesting. My girlfriend has UK nationality already so I won't need to marry her, but it's nice you're so concerned.

    How are the Grove tribe? Has your 14 year old learned how to tie his shoelaces yet? When's Mrs Grove's monthly shave due? Surely her back and shoulders must be getting a bit rough by now? Have you managed to trick her into touching your sad excuse of a penis yet?

    Now run along, I'm sure you have some more Daily Mail-esque threads to start on here to entertain us all <ok>
     
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    I could do with a piccie to confirm <ok>
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    According to Toby this is what my wife looks like
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    While we are led to believe that Olga looks like this
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Wid X2
     
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  18. Tina.

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    Am guessing when you said ‘ah wid’ to me, it wasn’t a compliment?
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    I thought you were into ladies of ethnicity?
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  20. Toby

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    Olga is a brunette, otherwise that's pretty spot on <applause>
     
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