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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    That’s the spirit Porn, credit where credit is due.

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    Who's watching this fight then?
     
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    not the Scumberland board again is it <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    The next milestone will be reached on December 17, the anniversary of their last home win against Watford. If the Mackems don't fail us and go the full 365 days, there will be no external heating at all necessary this winter and we will all save a fortune on energy bills.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

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    ^^ Chippy <laugh>
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Frank Pingel Legend said

    The next milestone will be reached on December 17, the anniversary of their last home win against Watford. If the Mackems don't fail us and go the full 365 days, there will be no external heating at all necessary this winter and we will all save a fortune on energy bills.

    Here's the thing...if the mackems do manage to beat Bolton at home on Tuesday, will they be proud at ending their 19 game winless run at home? :emoticon-0136-giggl
    By the way, where are all the mackems...Bwian, Smugless, RAW, etc, etc?
     
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    On suicide watch???

    Saw the "highlights" on Channel 5 last night - ground only looked about a quarter full, if that
     
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    Remember all the Mackems saying in the Summer ‘I cannot wait to start seeing us win games at the SOL again’?

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    To be fair, they didn't say how long they were prepared to wait...

    :emoticon-0158-time:
     
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    Here's the thing...the tramps haven't won at home during Trump's reign.
     
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    Wow, what a goal from Leicester. Even Duncan Whatmore couldn't have done better.
     
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    'Miss' Gray <laugh>
     
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    A Mackem was walking along the beach when he stumbled across a lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a Genie. The Genie granted him one wish. “I want to live forever,” he said.
    “Sorry,” said the Genie “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
    “Fine,” he said, “I want to die when Sunderland get 3 points.”
    “You crafty ****!” said the Genie
     
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    A Mackem was walking along the beach when he stumbled across a lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a Genie. The Genie granted him one wish.

    OK says the Mackem - "I'd like there to Be peace in the Middle East please!"

    "What's the problem there?" says the Genie.

    "It's terrible" says the Mackem producing a map of the area and shows him the different war areas and explains the problems.

    "O Master" says the Genie "Is there anything else I can do instead?"

    "How about mid-table security for Sunderland and perhaps a half decent cup run?" asks the Mackem

    "Give me that fecking map back quick" comes the response.
     
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