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Off Topic The Spurlock Saturday morning cookoff

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 28, 2017.

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  1. Commachio

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    Let's get cooking.

    @Spurlock keep it simple for us novices.
     
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  2. Bodinki

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  3. Commachio

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    Wtf is kosher fish?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I've just watched a vid of Gordon Ramsey making a lovely fillet steak sandwich. I couldn't make it if my life depended on it.

    I've had (badly) poached eggs with cold toast for breakfast.
     
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  5. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    I went to a grammar school

    Take 3lbs of lard
    Fry it in butter
    Let it cool
    Spread on toast
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Did he use about 200 ingredients?

    Why do they over complicate everything
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Top cooking
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Cooking is just following instructions and practice makes perfect.

    However, the real skill comes in when creating dishes, balancing flavours and textures. The creativity of the very best in the profession is something I find amazing.
     
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  9. One of the lads

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    For this recipe you will need the following

    One packet of salt and vinegar Hula Hoops
    Two packets of Frazzles
    Two packets of Skips
    Four packets of Roast Beef Monster Munch
    Honey

    Place all the crisps ingredients in a clear sandwich bag
    Use a mallet to crush the crisps ingredients to dust
    Mix the crisps dust with the honey
    Spread on toast
    You may add some Nutella to the mix on special occasions like Sunday
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Keith Floyd was the master.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Think I'll give this one a miss. Honey<yikes>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    To justify their stupidly high wages.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    I can do the cooking thing quite well. Can do a very good curry from scratch.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    That the start I was looking for.

    Top fella Luv.

    Post it up.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Come on then its 5:48 pm here but would go a curry...
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Clocks go back tonight mate. You'll be 7 hours ahead tomorrow
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    It'll take a while might do it later.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Yid cod <ok>
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Big game coming up I'm off to get a chicken burger and chips.

    I'll get my apron on later Comm.

    We will start with Toast
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Great idea, Up united.<bubbly>:bandit:
     
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