Mauritius I genuinely don't expect it to be as good as the Maldives was. I'm hoping to be surprised. Two weeks on golden beaches having a drinks on call and sneaking back to our apartment on the beach for sexy sweaty fun. I don't know how I'll ever recover from this. **** ye's Bye
Pretty sure it's almost entirely under water these days? Global warming has ****ed the place, tidal waves, mudslides, all sorts of terrible ****. Have a great holiday, don't forget to wave if you're on the news.
I would post some interesting facts about Mauritius if any actually existed. It's a holiday destination for those who have spam for brains. Have a great time, Spambol.
The problem with Mauritius is there is no law to keep locals from roaming onto the hotel property, hence all the murders and rapings on tourists. Maybe you should have looked into this before booking. Oh well enjoy, you old tink
I will miss for him for his witty charm, funny put downs and admirable forum posts. EDIT: Thought the OP was @Newgod sh.it eaters
Why will you need to sneak back to your apartment for sex, is Fuddy underage? Also is it a real fortnight you are going for or one of Dev's 12 day specials?
