Liverpool will make a move for Paris St-Germain forward Julian Draxlerif Philippe Coutinho leaves Anfield...(Daily Star) ...and they will be told to **** off. Next!
Real Madrid president Florentino Perez says it would take 250m euros (£223m) to prise Tottenham and England striker Harry Kane, 24, away from White Hart Lane. (Calciomercato) So, this twat has spoken to Levy, then, yeah? Get back in your box, you muppet!
Former Everton defender Alan Stubbs thinks Ross Barkley will leave Goodison Park but would struggle to get into either Arsenal or Tottenham's team. (Daily Star) He'd certainly struggle to get in ours. Not so sure he'd struggle to get in Arsenal's, though. In fact, I think he'd probably be guaranteed a slot. Can't see him wanting to join a sinking ship, mind. I think he'd rather sit on our bench than get paid double to play in Arsenal's woeful first XI. What do you lads think?
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Wouldn't be surprised if he went to Arsenal. Arsenal are in for a striker after missing out on Lamar last summer. Kane would be perfect for Arsenal and help them get back on top. He's all they need to take the title next year.
I'd like to see us get in another young creative mid, and a good young striker, and pop them into our academy for a couple of seasons. "Plan for the future!" - that's very much the Spurs mantra, these days. I can't see us adding to our first team.
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