Tips / Bets Hiag's sexiest body part

...unless you have an EPL title winners Billy Big Bollocks exemption ... like me

 

Rumour has it you have an unhealthy obsession with Spurs

 

Do you enjoy playing with Billy's penis aswell? Or are you sticking to his balls?

 

Rumour is a tart ... she likes me to wear those boots ... and I don't mind

 

If youre ever in Singapore look me up big boy.

 

Are you @Ginger Marks wife?

 

@VillageBike

He's being serious, btw.

 

Well ive known the dopey **** for the best side of 30 years but his never come across yet.

 

Your husband won't mind?

 

How many children do you two have?

 

****ing right as well fella if you want a really good night out i can guarantee youll not walk straight for a month or two. You doggers know ****.

 

My name's not Aswell ... you'll need to iron out such amateurish errors if you want to be taken seriously ... oh, and how to use commas properly too

 

**** knows, four i know of but im sure theres scores of others.

 

Superb!

Ozzie will be ****ing fuming at that!

 

Are you his daughter?

 

I was warned about you being a grammer Nazi when all else fails and will fight tooth and nail for the last word?

I don't think you could handle me hun...i always have the last word.

 

Ah, bless you, Bambs! Look at you, trying to be funny!

You can be quite cheeky, when you want to be.

 

Mate every hole is a goal pink or brown but i prefer 6 points.

 

Don't worry, VB - Ozzie never talks with his mouth full.

 

Are you his left testicle? Or are you his right testicle?

Rumour has it you hang off everything, words, testicles, the job lot