Off Topic not606 xmas

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****ing anorak!...

 

She’s had more pricks than a second hand dartboard, mate.

Almost as many as the Village Bike too!...

 

Legs look weird. I couldn't **** it with the legs looking like that.

 

Oi! How do you ok know how many pricks I've had?

You're just jealous as I turned you down after your genital pic you sent which looked like a demented pear love x

 

I would, have you know Skiddy, I have very nice slippers. Silk ones, custom hand-made ones from when I visited Singapore to help fund a business I was starting there.

 

Sorry thought you were talking to me not HAIG. HAIG doesn't wear slippers his feet are much too big.

 

Ooops you responded on the wrong account

 

Ive heard it said theyre bigger than 22's

 

Talking to yourself is underrated.

 

Unless youre a wierdo.

 

Weirdo

 

Agreed mate, it's only Crazy if you talk back.

 

You can say that again

 

That

 

I can see how it looks that way but I swear we're different people. HaIG has never been to Singapore. All his overseas business interests are in Las Vegas.

 

I only know one person that spells HaIG like that.

 

I'm surprised you know 1 person babes

 

I've always called him HAIG. He posts like someone who's drank a bottle of the stuff.

 

And then shoved the neck of the bottle up his bum hole