Tips / Bets Hiag's sexiest body part

That is certainly the kind of caper that I am capable of, for sure.

 

That's right I am and I find it funny as ****.

 

He's too ****ing lazy to bother.

 

I am not a wum, hiag.

Village bike, isn't real, she's just a figment, of your imagination, mate.

 

Who said that?

 

Who said what?

 

Nothing, thought I'd heard something.

 

I think that is wise advice ... stick to the lower levels with the goldfish and pigeons, on that slippery intellectual slope that desends through pond slime before ultimately coming to rest at Spurs fans .... and finally ... HIAG

 

I knew that fat **** gif you posted was you.

 

No, Pix. This bloke is definitely you, mate! It's you showing your delight when you hear your Mum pop out to the shops, and you know that you've got time for a crafty **** on the sofa.

 

Only 11 more to go to match your vote count in the pded thread

 

Sorry mate, you are the one who keeps going on about being a fat lad.

 

I keep going on about you being a fat lad.

Please, get it right, mate.

 

In that video, your tits are bigger than VB's, Pix!

 

Unlike you fella we can laugh at each other without hold grudges for years on end.

 

Maybe she heard youve a small todger and last only 30 seconds with foreplay.

 

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Omg youve showed them too?

 

Btw there is a rule on the PL board regarding Signature sizes

 

Getting snotty cos i howitzered your gif with my wit. Its ok mate i understand.