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Off Topic Damsel in distress...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Deleted 123456, Oct 19, 2017.

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Who should I bang?

Poll closed Oct 20, 2017.

  1. Libby's Leg

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%

  2. Dick Tape Stew

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%

  3. Hoddle is a Genital

    10 vote(s)
    90.9%

  4. The Dull Bull

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
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  1. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    I have a confession to make chaps; as a bike I haven't been ridden for so long.

    Seems like a nice mix of burly blokes on here, so am moist at wondering who would give me the best date.

    Their Liebherr and duck Stu have shown an interest but I'm not sure about them, think that Liebherr bloke might kill me or get me hooked on drugs and Stu reminds me terribly of an ex. I hear ducks have strangely shaped penises too.

    Make your offers guys xxx <smooch>
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    ^^^grooming attempt by a sexually frustrated Welshman
     
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    Tobes, Oct 19, 2017
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Okay this is just getting plain ****ing weird.

    I'm out.
     
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    Libby, Oct 19, 2017
  4. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Exactly how many sock accounts does he have?
     
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    Stan, Oct 19, 2017
  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Before you even get the chance to sample her crusty philadelphia cheesy gusset?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 19, 2017
  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Snd nudez bbe x
     
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    Dier Hard, Oct 19, 2017
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    This post needs a poll.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 19, 2017
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  8. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    This thread needs a pole.
     
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    Deleted 123456, Oct 19, 2017
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @Safc83 surely wants to toss his hat into the ring for this one.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 19, 2017
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  10. Tobes

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    I'm not sure he'd want to be tossing anything into this particular ring tbh
     
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  11. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure Sky would be up for it luv - sorry, love.
     
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    NSIS, Oct 19, 2017
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Hoddle is a Genital <rofl>

    Best offer he’s ever had.
     
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    PINKIE, Oct 19, 2017
  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    This thread is gay
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Oct 19, 2017
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^^ Jealous
     
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    PINKIE, Oct 19, 2017
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'll bang ya for a tenner?
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 19, 2017
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh> Just seen this after I posted!
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 19, 2017
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  17. Deano's Volley

    Deano's Volley Well-Known Member

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    what a messed up place this part of the board is :emoticon-0119-puke:<laugh>
     
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    Deano's Volley, Oct 19, 2017
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    A tenner? <laugh>

    So you're cheaper than the smack head slut we saw outside the Spoons in Bournemouth... <rofl>
     
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    Libby, Oct 19, 2017
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I wouldn't have paid her <doh>

    Blow job then run!
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 19, 2017
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What's left of her teeth would probably still be stuck on your cock now <rofl>
     
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    Libby, Oct 19, 2017
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