cricket is great, England are the number one test team in the world. im only in it for the glory, thats also the reason i love QPR ( add smiley )
When Engalnd are winning I love cricket - when we're losing I hate it. Nah - I think it's great but can understand exactly why people wouldn't. There is quite a whiff of the "old days" about it and the administrators make most football governing bodies look like the best organised most forward thinking modernists in the world.
Cricket is a cultural war crime committed by the english middle class on India,Pakistan,West Indies etc.None of em any good at the beautiful game because they play cricket.
Cricket is painfully dull to watch, yet very good fun to play. I used to play a little when i was in school. Not a bad batsman.
Cricket was developed as a game to play when checking on empire members. Because of days doing nothing, nobles decided that they needed a new sport, and invented a sport that involved hurling a ball at a man with a wooden plank, and another man has to try and catch the ball after it has been hit.
i once was given a ticket by then ian botham i think at the time went to an england game at the oval.Cant remember who they were playing so i thourght i turn up see whats its like ,so anyway turned up at 11am and got introduced to the then england team ,they said you can be ball boy along the boundry so,i sat near main stand and be honest i was bored senseless!ive hated it ever since that day.I rem sitting with the england team having lunch on the big oak table at the oval i had to say at end of lunch sorry im bored stiff thanks for the hospitality and walked out never to step foot in a cricket ground again thank god!p.s i rem gower rubbing my hair as i left the ground he said dont worry!
because its a great opportunity to ogle fit ex public schoolboys when they're in the outfield by the boundary
god who wants sit watching this for 2 hours its so slow,what was winding me up took 10 minutes before actually through the ball
Cricket is for intelligent people who like to analyse things, hence why it's not to Jordan's likeing.
