Did Chelsea give the future best player in the world away?

Tel counts trophies....he thinks Jeffrey Slop is better than Aldeirwerald too.

 

Not enough between them to call it fairly.

There's clear daylight between the top 3 players in the world and the chasing pack, which I'd personally put Kroos at the front of.

 

Spurlock trying to wedge ***** Harry into the equation.

You know that's not the only criteria I use, but it certainly counts.

 

Wasn't he Dappy's dad from N-Dubz?

 

He doesn't do those.

 

He's different class.
Forget the biting, racism, diving, cheating, abusing, playing for Liverpool etc. and he's one of the best ever, especially to grace our league.

Mind you your twin brother thought Zaha was going to be the next Ronaldo.

 

And he said Welbeck would be as good as Thierry Henry, don't forget that little gem

 

I remember him (and most of the Utd board tbf) laughing their tits off when we got Firmino and they got Depay - for approx the same money at the same time.

The amount of bigging up Depay got was hilarious, then came the flop. I think he was the next Ronaldo too as it goes, but he self proclaimed he would become a Utd legend, which hardly helped matters

Whereas Bobby Firmino is still going strong and imo been an excellent signing. A fans favourite for sure.

 

Where is he anyway?

 

Zaha, Matth, or Ronaldo?

 

Matth

 

The mother ship summoned him home.

 

Dunno my boy, ask Mum.

 

Technically, since we established that you and I have the same wife, you'd also be related to him somehow so the joke's on you ha!

 

Sky is Metths siamese twin.

 

Best thing was that he got a like for it.

 

^^^ Bluey in like #meltdown shocker

 

^^^^^^ got loads of likes. Like whore.

 

I think he's still trying to figure out how to answer the first 'ask Matth' question

 

^^^^^^^ Sky talking bollocks shocker.