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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 6, 2017.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    BC going all out for POTY2017 folks

    FTQ
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 6, 2017
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  2. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Saturday
    8am - 8.45am: Breakfast at Benito's cafe
    9am - 11.30am: Reading David Niven's autobiography to my elderly grandfather
    11.30am - 1.30pm: Lunching with Uncle Nicholas and Aunt Beverley at The Goose pub in Salisbury
    2.15pm - 5.30pm: Entertaining my brother's three children, Elsa, Patrick and Murray, whilst he golfs with a business associate
    6pm - 7pm: Dinner at The Bombay Ravine, with neighbours Jerry and Caitlin Marsh
    8pm - 9.30pm: X Factor, cheese board, soda stream and Facetime singalong with young cousin Georgina
    10.15pm: Shower, then bed

    Sunday
    12.05am onwards: Shizzling my dizzle on the grid with my dawgs, yapping fun dust, guzzling biznuts, spreading grey beans, pumpathon with dross broads, repeat
     
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    Fridge Magnet, Oct 6, 2017
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^Ponders
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 6, 2017
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby, Oct 6, 2017
  5. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Yo, chief spawn, I be pondering yo ass in the grid. I'll take you on da A-train but no stopping at Moose Tail Central. I be dropping yo at the doom dunger.

    Now shizzle some zizzle, porn dawg.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The moon is indeed a balloon.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 6, 2017
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  8. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Listen, bodingles, I gotta split some duds till moon time 5, so I'll shizzle you once the sun flies.

    Go easy on the grey beans and keep it real as the skin wizzles.

    Peace.And mojangles. Amen.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Jip, delete this site please. Thanks in advance, buddy <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Oct 7, 2017
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Working today lads.

    Just requested pope john Paul wears half a ball to radio 2

    Stay tuned.

    Not expecting much from Dermot O'Leary mind you :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 7, 2017
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ken Bruce will play it tho. I'll try again Monday.
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 7, 2017
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Patience, Oct 7, 2017
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Orange walk going past scan's hoose as we speak <laugh>

    Rising star of bridgeton :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 7, 2017
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tags taking the Mick lads.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Oct 7, 2017
  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 7, 2017
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Put on Watsapp group but they were too busy chugging over doggy porn to respond but Jono is going to be on TV soon

     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 7, 2017
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  17. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Tina., Oct 7, 2017
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He's a handsome devil
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 7, 2017
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This place has never recovered since Jonno forgot his log in details - for the third and final time.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 7, 2017
  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    See my tailor, he's called Simon, he knows
    It's going to
    Fit
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 7, 2017
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