Off Topic Scummy england.

Scripted reality TV.

 

All the sheep on social media.

#relationshipgoals
#familygoals
#establishmentgoals

Get ****ed

 

Making kids into adults too early.

But mum i did piss meesell

 

Hashtag ****s

 

Funny you say that. I walked in on a student taking a dump this afternoon. Toilet door actually had a lock on as well the scruffy ****. Not that I would have put my arse anywhere near that bog like.

 

People that always play the victim

 

Insurance ****ers..

Whiplash my arse

 

Little arseholes that bang their cell door all night. 'BOSS' 'BOSS'

 

People who key cars.

 

Nah, don't do ****ting in pubs like.

 

People who take a **** in pubs.

 

Chavvy drug dealers.

Mountain bikes or range rovers. Wtf

 

Smackheads who ask for 20p for the phone box. It costs 60p, no you can't now **** off.

 

Big issue sellers.

 

Mates who cheat then drag you into their mess for cover without asking first.

 

Steet beggars. Who are loaded.

****s

 

10 year old kids who ask you to save them half your cigarette

 

New Vegans/fitness freaks/anything like that who flood your timeline with pretentious ****e cause they think their new found cause should be everybody elses too.

 

12 year old kids. Please mister can you buy us some tabs.

£8 where the **** did you get the money.

No. **** off.

 

Coppers who are closed to reason from the off. They're often rude to the nicest of people for **** all.