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The Eurasian ******* race and the EU

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 22, 2017.

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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Derp.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Tee hee.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 26, 2017
  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Just turn the brightness down next time you post Grove.

    Hey Presto Dark web
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 26, 2017
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    WW2 hero Churchill was actually black. Pretty obvious, really, with a name like Winston.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 27, 2017
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 28, 2017
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Is that where you discovered that crazy sausage pasta recipe?
    It came up recently in conversation I was all like I heard of someone cooking pasta AND sausages in the same dish and they were like shut up nobody would do that on purpose he must have been drunk or on drugs ? and I was like no that's the amazing thing the guy is literally just naturally a wack job then they said what other zany **** does he do ?
    So I said he perves over his daughter's child friends and gets sexually excited at famiily weddings over his own family and they went quiet and we agreed to not talk about rapey sausage pasta guy ever again.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 28, 2017
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  7. Patience

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    Sausage and pasta <laugh>

    My ex had a mate who came round once when we lived in Glasgow. Offered to make us dinner. She proceeded to make sausage pasta with some Mattesons smoked pork whopper in it.

    Unsurprisingly, it was disgusting. She was from Largs though, so basically a degenerate scumbag like ALL West Coast MINKS.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    FTFY
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Interesting facts about sausages:

    Former child star Nicolas Bond-Owen, who played Tristram Fourmile in the 70s comedy George and Mildred, owns the copyright to the sausage casserole

    In ancient Gaelic, the word chipolata translates as 'rancorous glans'

    Mark Hurst of East Grinstead, East Sussex, is the proud owner of the world's largest collection of autographed sausages; stars such as Frank Sinatra, Barbra Streisand, Tom Hanks, Floyd Mayweather and Jim Bowen have all kindly provided Mark with defaced bangers

    The average saveloy contains at least one tablespoon of cyanide; however, the deadly effects of said poison are negated by the presence of the 'magical red shroud'

    In the original version of the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill, the former tumbles down the hill as a result of slipping on a discarded white pudding; the rhyme was eventually changed after a backlash against Irish pork farmers resulted in at least 400 lynchings
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 28, 2017
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Have you not tried sausage pasta yet? It's mint.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 29, 2017
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  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Sausage pasta is standard.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Rhetorical, Google it.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 2, 2017
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