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    • Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
    • Priest: "What have you done my child?"
    • Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
    • Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
    • Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
    • Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
    • Girl: "Yes father."
    • Priest: "That"s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
    • Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
    • Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
    • Girl: "Yes father."
    • Priest: "That"s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
    • Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
    • Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
    • Girl: "Yes father."
    • Priest: "That"s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
    • Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
    • Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
    • Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
    • Priest: (after a few minutes): "That"s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
    • Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
    • Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
     
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    If women ruled the world.....
     
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    Found this old painting and I think it's a genuine Picasso......
     
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    Pretty sure the zombie apocalypse started the day smartphones were invented.
     
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