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Medication for Pre-Match Nerves...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by P.T.N, Aug 19, 2011.

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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Well, I was at Tesco, when I realised. I was ****ting myself ahead of the game tomorrow.

    So I invested in this

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    It bloody works. Im now no longer nervous, and confident for a win tomorrow. Sensing a 1-0 win (bramble O.G). I have also rung a girl from college and told her I love her.

    All in all. A successful night.
     
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    P.T.N, Aug 19, 2011
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Woo! Thats what I have!! And if I run out Johnny Walker....... hmmm, I'm drinking two blokes, beginning to sound a tad like AH
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 19, 2011
  3. Amnesiac

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    Good old JD! I have half a bottle left upstairs, I would have some but I have to go get some beers for the game in the morning <laugh>
     
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    Amnesiac, Aug 19, 2011
  4. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    I made skittles vodka.

    Get a litre of smirnoff, have a large vodka and coke, then empty a large bag of skittles into the bottle..

    ..leave for one week and drink straight out the bottle!

    Its the way I roll on derby day!
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Aug 19, 2011
  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    neverheard of that before
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Aug 19, 2011
  6. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    Here is a detailed scientific breakdown:
     

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    I Bleed Black & White, Aug 20, 2011
  7. GeoMax

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    Ah, JD, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!
     
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    GeoMax, Aug 20, 2011
  8. I Bleed Black & White

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    There is a more detailed way to make it bit this way works for me, I'm a bit caveman-ish sometimes! ha.
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Aug 20, 2011
  9. The Situation

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    I just swallow my pride and go straight to the Frosty Jacks...........:emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  10. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    really?

    also, you have to filter it because it gets 'skittles scum' on the top.


    you can also buy loads of small bottles and do one for each colour (and really taste the rainbow)

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    Beatski, Aug 20, 2011

  11. Rumsfeld

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    You limey bastards are disgusting
     
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    Rumsfeld, Aug 20, 2011
  12. Agent Bruce

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    There's a yellow belly one especially for AH.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 20, 2011
  13. NufcBano

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    Whats with all this pre-match nerves. We are the better team, the better club. We proved last year, and we will again.

    Smash the c*nts.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 20, 2011
  14. tommytoonAA

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    It's 9.30 am and after looking at that I really want to get pissed...

    Gotta love derby day!!
     
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    tommytoonAA, Aug 20, 2011
  15. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    An alternative to JD.
     

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  16. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last night and the bloke said " OK...sit down with the group, introduce yourself and share your drinking problem with us "

    I said " Unfortunately I've only got one mouth ", promptly left and went out and got p*ssed.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Aug 20, 2011
  17. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Aug 20, 2011
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