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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Sep 21, 2017.

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, lace panties, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    What is a Pirates favourite letter of the Alphabet ?
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Now you're a believer ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Sep 22, 2017
  4. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the Insomniac Agnostic Dyslexic ?

    He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog .
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    RRRRRRR
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 22, 2017
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    No , they like R , but they prefer the C...
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Haharrrrrrr
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    A man was killed today with a starting pistol, the police think it was race related.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 22, 2017
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  9. SpursDisciple

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    When he reads the thread he'll take the Last train to Clarksville
     
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    SpursDisciple, Sep 22, 2017
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 22, 2017
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...there's a reduced service on Pleasant Valley Sunday mind <ok>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I can't put it down !
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 22, 2017
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    That genuinely made me laugh my arse off!
    LOL
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 22, 2017
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  14. SpursDisciple

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    Yep, 2 goodies from Ginger on this thread. Out of 50 mind.
     
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    I'd continue this, but I can't get Daydream believer or Hey Hey We're the Monkees in, and buggered if I recall any other singles. And for that reason I'm out.
     
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    SpursDisciple, Sep 22, 2017
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    A faith healer went to Weymouth to show people the power of God.

    He asked anyone with any issues to come forward and watch as the power of prayer helped them.

    Our scouse friend @Skylarker came forward and said "can you help me with my hearing?"

    The faith healer put his hands on Sky's head and asked all to pray hard. After a few minutes of prayer he looked at Sky and said " how is your hearing brother?"

    "I don't know" said sky "its next week"
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 22, 2017
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    <laugh>
     
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    Already donewith an Arsenal shirt. Be original
     
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    paultheplug, Sep 22, 2017
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    I suggest you catch the last train to Clarksville
     
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    paultheplug, Sep 22, 2017
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    What's the difference between a Fridge and a Woman ?

    The Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Sep 22, 2017
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