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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Too right you have , mate.
    I'm halfway around the world and l'm getting waffles of it here!
    Kiwi, surely you can smell that, eh?
    Sans, this be be the appropriate time to suggest you check your Reg Grundys.

    Me, well......... I'm without, totally empty ................. no gas left in the tank.
    Pure, one might say!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 18, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Yeah ? Have just smelt a 'Gold Coast special' that's come from your neck of the woods, all the way to the U.K.

    Mind you, I must admit to a couple of dozen that have been emitted this very day from my rear tunnel.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 18, 2017
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    It's only been a couple so far
     
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    San Diego, Sep 19, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Just a few today, honest, it's been an uneventful day.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 19, 2017
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm totally out of gas!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 19, 2017
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  6. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    This ^
     
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    San Diego, Sep 20, 2017
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    something for you all
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 20, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    another 21st century problem solved
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    i wonder if a pack of polos would work
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 20, 2017
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  9. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    You could even fart right through the hole.
    Great idea <ok>
     
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    San Diego, Sep 20, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i said polos
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    not rolos
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 20, 2017
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  11. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    yolo
     
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    San Diego, Sep 20, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That's why l've given up farting .... too messy, uncontrollable and downright disgusting.

    I'm fart free!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 20, 2017
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    One massive one this morning, then I passed out until waking up just now....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 20, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm impressed!!!!!!!!!!
    You might be up for a new arrse!
    Phone 1800ARRSEMAGIC
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 21, 2017
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    If I smell mint now I'm going to be looking for the culprit <laugh>
     
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    San Diego, Sep 21, 2017
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    That's funny, it was a fart that woke me up today.
    My own, obviously...not yours
     
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    San Diego, Sep 21, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It's Friday..... much farting to do!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 21, 2017
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I've started already
     
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    San Diego, Sep 22, 2017
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    Nothing yet........I'm beginning to worry.......:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 23, 2017
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    Have you removed the cork?
     
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    San Diego, Sep 24, 2017
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