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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    was today's top headline
     
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    although not really recommended,
     
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    if suffering the clap
     
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    of thunder due to
     
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    Hurricane Irma coming on
     
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    a cinema screen near
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Rochdale Town Centre where
     
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    men are men and
     
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    sheep are nervous again
     
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    incase Wayne Rooney arrives
     
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    to do Community Service
     
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    and attempts to shear
     
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    the local flock of
     
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    St Margarets Church, where
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    St. Margaret used to
     
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    go down on her
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    girlfriend 'cos she was
     
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    extremely short sighted and
     
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    constantly so horny that
     
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    villagers would happily pay
     
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