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Headline Game v The Potters (not Harry's lot)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Sep 19, 2017.

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Pick Two

Poll closed Sep 24, 2017.
  1. Lascelles winner stokes dreams of Europe for Toon Army.- Sebb

    42.9%
  2. Merson sits in a corner crying as Toon go 4th- Whitey

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Mags go FOURTH as Stoke go to pot. - Chippy

    85.7%
  4. Nufc fans go potty for top 4- Lefty Peg

    14.3%
  5. Lascelles excels - Slave Master

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Ritchie's - No Chance

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Right on Cue The Potters get Potted. - Porn Mag

    42.9%
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

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    Now time has passed for everyone to calm down the exciting, fun loving, rip roaringly funny on the edge Game returns. How did you see the Game? Was it dispassionately or was it with rose tinted glasses?

    Can you sum up the essence of the game in one SHORT headline clever and witty enough to earn yourself a job with the Times or would your's not even persuade the Public to glance at the local freebie paper?

    Can Porn Mag take his mind away from Playboy and win or will the Man from the East ensure that his servants keep his Headline top of the Jakarta Express? Has No Chance got a chance and will the Fat Boy ever return from Greggs?

    Let's find out.

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    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 21/09/2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    Lascelles winner stokes dreams of Europe for Toon Army.
     
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    Merson sits in a corner crying as Toon go 4th
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mags go FOURTH as Stoke go to pot.
     
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    Nufc fans go potty for top 4
     
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    Lascelles excels
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Ritchie's Magic Hat Dements The Potters And The Dark Mark With Perfect Wingardium Levioso Onto Atsu's Foot.
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Daily Prophet headline writer goes overboard
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

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    "Can you sum up the essence of the game in one SHORT headline"

    Seems not.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Who the **** gives a **** about rules when I never win anyway?? <laugh>
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

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    Well that's a rather defeatist attitude.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I'm learning from Albert :)
     
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    Isn't this grounds for disqualification under Rule 4 (or did Trev just spell winning wrong).
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I lost the will to live after the 4th word. Can someone summarise please?
    Not like Nev to go over the word count :angel:
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I can link you in to my Tailor?
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

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    You haven't got a tailor.

    <laugh>

    If you have he must be the same one as the one who designed Sunderland's current home strip.
     
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    Cheeky ****. I'll think of a good comeback.


    When sober.


    So in a week or so.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    O do have a tailor actually. At Slaters.
     
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  19. Delusional Full Stop

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    I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about Chippy. What I do know is that he was in Turkey. Now, are these the repostes I was really called here to answer? "O do have a tailor actually. At Slaters."

    Please tell me that you have something more, Chippy. These repostes are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes on "O do have a tailor actually. At Slaters"

    :p
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Right on Cue The Potters get Potted.
     
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