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Coffee

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 19, 2017.

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Coffee of choice

Poll closed Jun 15, 2020.

  1. Espresso

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Cappuccino

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. Latte

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Americano

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  5. Flat White

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  6. Mocha

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Macchiato

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  8. Filter

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Cortado

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Instant

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%
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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Undoubtedly for pooves and mongos so you lot are bound to have a favourite.

    Further to Ponder's ramblings on the subject what is your choice of java?

    Do you get the hump when they ask you for your name when you are the only one in the queue?

    Do they ever spell your name right?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby, Sep 19, 2017
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And he's first out the gates again. Toby haunts GC sniffing around my anus like Gollum sniffing out The One Ring.

    Obsessed much?

    http://ukna.org/
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Macchiato for this slobbering spastic.
     
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    Patience, Sep 19, 2017
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Expresso for me
     
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  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Skinny latte with an extra shot, surely?
     
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    Mick, Sep 19, 2017
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Espresso and Americano for this acrotomophiliac.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 19, 2017
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    That cat **** coffee for this decadent poof
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 19, 2017
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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    GUESS WHO

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    Patience, Sep 19, 2017
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not sure, you've got me stumped there.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hot drinks are ****e. I used to drink the odd cup of tea when I was in my late teens(10 years ago) and when I lived in France the very odd time I would have an espresso after dinner but generally, as I have previously stated, hot drinks are ****e.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Americano.

    Pisses me off that I have to say "Americano" when I should be saying "Look, arsehole, just gies a ****in black coffee and stop trying to pretend your job is important by making up stupid ****in names for coffee. ****."
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry.
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Just ask for a black coffee then you stupid prick. They know what it is.

    ****ing dumbass.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 19, 2017
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I actually got asked if I wanted milk when I asked for black coffee. True story.
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I get asked that every time and I say yes

    WATP
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I get an Americano and put my milk in it myself,smart eh?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 19, 2017
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Same here. **** gambol. He's a ****
     
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    Toley Fart, Sep 19, 2017
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  19. Patience

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    I ask yes and get to say everytime.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Skinny latte or flat white for this European.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 19, 2017
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