Shearer's ebar

Just read this in the Chronicle.

"Grandmother stunned after being told to **** off following poor restaurant review"

I can't help feeling this is a disgrace. By all means tell the bitch to **** off. Give her a kick in the fanny too if the review was bad enough. But for ****'s sake, don't stun her. She's not ****ing cattle! The world has gone mad!!

 

Actually very funny for No Chance.

 

Indeed. I was stunned!

 

World's most famous porn star liked my tweet.

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Had to chuckle at this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41095682

Go get him Mike.

 

Is he following you or are you following him? Either way its fairly creepy.

 

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Tweet, so that's what they call it these days...

 

Now that Rocky story is interesting news...

 

For game of thrones fans....

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Now I know what Fat Boy's been up to. Been to Bologna for the day, get off the train and see this sign..



Obi, listen to me, it won't work.

 

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American tv...

 

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Did Chip Shop enjoy the cricket, Mark Wood man of the match cos he signed an autograph to my niece Natasha, as 'To Natasha'

 

That's how it started with Adam Johnson - just tell her to ignore his text messages.

 

Was canny mate. I was clattered when I saw you mind.

 

Didn't notice, apparently your bad luck omen for NUFC.