Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Wasn't a George Micheal fan but stories like this reveal what a good guy he was. Acts of generosity without seeking publicity for them.



http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/new-mum-given-9000-george-11187372

 

Totally agree.


But they didn't have to drag his name through the mud by revealing that he watched Deal or No Deal.

 

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No words necessary.

 

Released 27th October - 5CD box set

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JJ Watt is a class act. Plus he kicks the ball well for a Defensive End.

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/jj-watts-hurricane-charity-total-eclipses-37-million-9799660

 

Awesome video showing the manoeuvrability of drones.

 

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Have you seen my cock?

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Without an image that’s a disturbing question Dutch...

Actually reading my comment again... it’s worse now!

 

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Two 70 year old men,
Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, “Mike - - Mike."

"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?”

“Mike - - it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died!"

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe,"insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some
really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too,and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"

That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?

"You're in the team this Saturday"

 

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Look. look, there's a gee gee.