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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skiddy follows HIAG mate. He knows everything.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 16, 2017
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not with my guidance. On a serious...

    If Matth did exactly what I said I reckon I could earn him good money.

    @Matth_2014 you up for it or what bredda?
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 16, 2017
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I think if you look at my profile page he is not on the list of people I follow... i do have standards you know!
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Sep 16, 2017
  4. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Unless he means you're literally stalking him (which would surprise nobody)
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Isn't Walt Disney dead?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 16, 2017
  6. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Rohypnol
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I think if you had the brain or the time to look it would be something else baring in mind that both Piskie and I banned him some six years back for his third rate wummery he is running a vendetta and can't let go.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    @Matth_2014 how many hula hoops can you fit on your knob?
     
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    Commachio, Sep 16, 2017
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Doesn't count if his mate bites them off.
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    He wears boxing gloves in bed but not sure that qualifies him. <whistle>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 what is your favourite tv show?

    As a follow-up question...

    Why is Jeremy Kyle your favourite TV show?
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 can you lick your own elbows?


    /I bet several people tried after reading this.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 you know the old wives tale that if your ears turn red it means someone is talking about you. (Left ear lover, right ear mother)


    Is it true that for you both ears always turn red at the same time?
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Now Pogba is out for a few months, and he's by far the best player in the EPL, does that mean Man Utd have no chance of winning anything?
     
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  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    @Matth_2014

    Is Harry Kane better than the man Utd player with the alleged big penis?
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I would say so yes. Best striker in the PL at the moment for sure.
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 30, 2017
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Another fantastic start for Palace.

    Woyyyyy
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Wrong thread. Don't care.
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    I'd agree, Matth won't.<laugh>
     
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