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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    **** me, now I realise why it took Mrs. LBIA forever to get made up t'other day.
     
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    It's only a partial review of comedy place names if it excludes Fanny Barks, just west of Darlington.
     
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    Went through Lower Swell last week. The pub there is the Golden Ball. Very picturesque place. With property prices to match. There is an Upper Swell as well.
     
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  6. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    The Germans have successfully finally invaded London.:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Sep 14, 2017
  7. originallambrettaman

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  8. dennisboothstash

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  9. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I'm sick of people knocking on my door begging

    There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank

    I gave her a right mouthful!
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Sep 14, 2017
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    He had to get her legless before she'd marry him.



    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. dennisboothstash

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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Chuck doesn't miss

     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 15, 2017
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  13. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Sounds a bit concerning bearing in mind his previous problems.
     
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    That's an alien space craft cunningly disguised as a bride.
     
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  15. DMD

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    My daughter thinks that the bigger a mans feet, the bigger his cock.

    She doesn't half bring some clowns home.
     
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    Went to a fetish restaurant last night.



    i got toed in the hole
     
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    I couldn't believe it yesterday, when I got home and was told by my wife that my 10 year old daughter wasn't actually mine.

    She says that I need to pay more attention when picking her up from school.
     
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    The bigger the mong, the greater the dong?
     
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    Sad news. I've just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Sep 17, 2017
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