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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    2 weeks or more ?
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    <laugh>

    A zoot is a spliff.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    family holiday to Tenerife for a week then 10 days or 2 weeks in Jamaica. Depends what's going on.
     
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    Didn't think it was one of these


    https://zootfoods.com/products/

    Think I will leave you lot to enjoy the rest of your Sunday :)
     
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  5. Tobes

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    You have too many holidays :bandit:
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Yeah you can talk ffs!!
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I feel I should confirm btw that this skanky bird wasn't actually drinking in the pub but walked past and asked us for money...

    Sky then offered a score for a blowie ffs <laugh>
     
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    Hahahaha, can I have a quid for a cup of tea? Nah but you can have twenty if you chew me off <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    True story :bandit:
     
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    Pretty much how it played out.
     
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    Did she accept your bid?
     
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    She got £3.50 for **** all off us though the skanky old ****.
     
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    No. She said she'd bite it off as she walked away <laugh>
     
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    **** it, I'm off the pub about 4.
     
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    Sincerely hope you resisted <whistle>
     
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    You'd have been straight down on your knees for an easy 20
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    My knees might inhibit that .... same issues as your midfield seemed to have yesterday <laugh>
     
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    Pretty much how it happened <laugh>

    Also true <laugh>
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Witty as ever Foss...
     
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    Typical fossy 'joke'.... then he talks football in his next comment <doh>
     
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