Who are Chelsea and Conte coming to get this season?

No one...that's right because no ****er wants to sign for them and some players walk out half way through medicals.

Incase they did manage to make a signing...what type of player and who do you think they could/should sign come January? Gives them 4 months to start begging

 

Some strange goings on at Chelsea at the moment, they get Conte in and he's a bit of a character and loves his footy but reports seem to suggest he's not popular with the board and owner, we all know how that works out. Chelsea may well get rid if he doesn't do well or just get rid at the end of the season anyway.

Changing managers has never been an issue and they've won lots with their revolving door policy, will that luck run out at some point as Roman isn't so free with the cash as he once was?

 

Reports today that Conte wasn't allowed to get involved in the Barkley transfer fiasco as he ****ed up the Ox-Chambers transfer fiasco.

 

The Russian gangster doesn't tolerate managers who piss him off.

I suspect ****y will be on his bike before year end...

 

Little Tottenham outbid them for Llorente...something stinky about that club and it never goes away no matter how much success they buy.

Real football people know real football.

 

Chelsea came to get Lukaku, Llorente, Barkley and Oxlade-Chamberlain.

They all declined.

 

Conte is sulking, his phone was turned off whilst Barkley was having his medical therefore he could not answer Barkley's query 'where do you expect me to play?'. No doubt out of fear that he will be used as a wingback. The Ox declined them because he didn't want to be a wing back. Only the journeyman Moses accepted that role.

As if the manager is out of contact when you are about to sign a player...only the Chavs

 

Hello boys, a bit jittery today are we? A lack of competitive football is making us all crazy (england matches don't count, or the welsh Luv )??

I sense #fear that his lordship our don conte has you guys quivering as he's doing what Fergie did, dragging an average chelsea side to championships and trophies

 

Do you think Conte will be Chelsea's manager next season?

 

Does Conte go to the same wig shop as Trump?

Or are they gumtree specials?

 

Yes. I dont think mad dog roman will sack him off so if he does leave it'll be because he'll walk to someone who will let him control the transfers a bit more and provide him with more dosh to buy who he wants

 

Nah, i heard he shares the same surgeon as Rooney and they go together for 2 for 1 offers

 

Well they both do look like they have anal hairs on their head. So could be true.

 

I'll have you a sportman's bet that he doesn't see the season out, there's something really wrong behind the scenes at Chelsea at the minute imho.

 

You're on.... lol i have loads of bets, glad i'm not giving anything up. I'm pretty confident he'll see this season out. As Stan alluded to earlier about next year, i think he will stay (or is that hope) but no inside info here, but i think its just the standard media has been stirring up **** with conte since he was appointed.

 

Loving this knee jerk thread.

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What did you get for your £3.76 and a packet of monster munch?

 

Not a lot of britishness going on.

 

We live in a global village Commy hadn't you noticed.

 

They got Danny Dyerwater.

 

Lolallero, what a coup