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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DMD, Sep 3, 2017.

  1. DMD

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    I find conspiracy theory an odd phrase. Surely whoever did it conspired, and the official version of events is only a theory?
     
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    With this in mind thank the Lord for the new gates at the KCOM and the closure of Walton St carpark. I will sleep soundly knowing that our Community Icon is safe from destruction by the enemies of freedom.

    The Allams, on the otherhand, are a set of nasty ****s who will always attempt to destroy our heritage.
     
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    Its for your own good. Dont you know terrorists cant climb
     
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    Foiled again.


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    Weapons of Mass Distraction
     
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    Someone probably took offence.
     
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    Twin towers. <ok>
     
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    Where's me white flag?
     
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    Same reason I am not afraid if Daleks. Last time they came round I just ran upstairs and waited until they'd ****ed off.
     
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    Walton Street car park is being closed to stop the oiks from racing cars and bikes on there on a night.
     
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    Shame that cos I taught both my kids how to drive on there. Another civic amenity lost because the coppers can't be arsed to do their job.:steam:
     
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    There's a heat weapon they're testing which will be used by swat teams as a crowd control and anti-riot measure. It basically heats them up to discomfort, I suppose you could microwave them if they really pissed you off.
     
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    Mirror, signal, manouevre.

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    Hairdrier?
     
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    FTFY. <ok>
     
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    It's interesting, because the technology is related to the Hutchison effect I mentioned earlier. One of the arguments for Dr Wood's theory for the twin towers was the effect caused people to jump out of the window in various states of undress.
     
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    Mate of mine had to jump from a window in a state of undress...his birds husband came home early.
     
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