He's wanting more money again.... wtf do I say...... Erm.... tell him he can have every penny the club generates...... But we do t generate anything......... the advertisement is free..... Ah right.... ****... erm oh oh tell him that getting shelvey back is like a new signing....
So I'll get our rabid little puppet David 'Craigy' Craig to let it slip to this Geordie bastards that we never said WHICH club you were referring to then Mike? They will be fewming ehen they realise you meant club shop...
Incredible metaphor from Charnley. He's holding NUFC like a baby and asking for it's father to pay it some attention. However Mike's seen a food van doing cut-price deals on kebabs
"I went out last night, and when I woke up this morning I realised I'd hired Rafa Benitez for £5m a year!" "OK Lee, we all do stupid stuff after a few drinks. We'll just have to freeze spending for a few years to balance the books"
Do I get Donner meat and chips with extra donner or a donner kebab? I wish this bald twat would shut the **** up I cant concentrate.... Garlic mayo or chilli sauce?? Mmmmm donner meat Is he still chatting ffs, whatever it is the answer is no Lee now **** off
"If you want to pull off the slutty schoolgirl look you're going to have to pad things out a bit. People like to see a bit of...y'know?"
Come on boss play fair. I'm loyal and don't mind playing the patsy for you. But isn't it about time, that twat Justin Barnes took some of the flak.
