The Tigers have signed midfielder Nobody for an undisclosed fee. Nobody, an ageless, nationless international, has put pen to paper on a lifetime deal which also includes the option of an additional year. Born nowhere, Nobody moved to the UK to join a non existent youth set-up in 2010 and never played for a club before not joining a club just over 12 months ago. Since then, he has scored 0 times in 0 appearances for the no one, including a fine strike against no one earlier this month. Nobody is delighted to become the latest addition to Leonid Slutsky's squad in East Yorkshire, saying: " "
Ah now I see, Slutsky jumped on a train to finalise the Tomori signing down in London whilst leaving Ehab to complete the formality of signing Musa up in Cott. Ffs!
Even though the deadline is at 11, usually transfers can take hours after, so it's not completely certain we've got nowt.
It's not just us but why oh why do clubs leave it so late. The whole thing is such a ****ing farce. Oh and Ross Barkley is a tit.
The fact we have transfer windows full stop is a farce....players should be allowed to move whenever they/the club wish
Starting to look a true what u heard the other day re turbo.....long story short he isn't respected or well liked my his team mates